I recently acquired a mobile phone which actually allows me to phone and text and nothing else!
It has no camera, no internet, no bluetooth, no GPS and does not offer to do my weekly washing...
It does have a calendar, clock, calculator and a converter but that's it.
The menu's are logical and easy to follow...
The ring tone volume is loud which is great as I am going slightly deaf in my old age..lol..and the on screen time is big enough to see without glasses (Deep joy)..
It is exactly what I want in a cell phone and at 19 Euros it's cheap too..
It is a Samsung E1150, a great little phone if you want simplicity...